Well, never mind all that <h1>

This has nothing to do with this thread, but would you just listen to me for a little bit? See, I went to the local Yoshinoya today. Right. Yoshinoya. And the damn place was packed so full of people, I couldn't even find a seat. So I looked around a bit, and I found a sign that said "150 yen off". What the hell is wrong with you people? Are you idiots or something? Any other day you wouldn't even think of going to Yoshinoya, but if it's 150 yen off, you all flock in here? It's just 150 fucking yen! 150 yen! And you're bringing the kids too. Look at that, a family of four going to Yoshinoya. Con-fucking-gratulations. And now the guy's going, "All right! Daddy's going to order the extra-large!" Shit, I can't watch any more of this. Today's special (highlight link).

So my best bro came up to me one day all decked in a blue wig and uniform of Konata from Lucky Star. He looked so girly and sexy, my boner couldn't help but be aroused, especially when he started taking off his clothes. I asked him, "Are you serious?" and he said, "Yup." Pic related, it's my best bro wearing a Konata costume (visited link).

Neko-san is #1!

— Ranpha Franboise, Galaxy Angel

> The pleasure of being cummed inside
> The pleasure of being cummed inside twice

Who are you quoting?

<h2> years worth of semen

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<h4> years worth of semen

<h5> years worth of semen

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