Status messages
IM away messages are a quaint relic. No one really paid much mind to them when we were using AIM, or MSN, or Skype as dominant platforms, and no one is paying much mind to them now on Discord servers with thousands of members. Pretty much always as I have known them, they've been a great place to park a favorite song lyric or a TV show quotable. By logging mine here, there's a real possibility you may be the first to ever read them.
Rows are ordered most recent descending, jumbled between primarily Discord statuses and IRC /away messages. Logging began around 2024-05, with the exception of the first entry that was my Skype status from around early 2010 until its shutdown in 2025.
| Status | Details |
|---|---|
| #saveshenmue4 #savehalflife2.22 | Now that we've already saved Shenmue once, more games need saving from tirelessly anticipating fans |
| Assistant Puke Machine | HBO forgets to apply effects to their Mad Men remaster |
| CLOUDFLARE JOCKEY | Cloudflare goes down again, recalling 4chan's demise |
| ニィニィ、いちゅでも見てくりゅわ(≧▽≦) | Big Brother is watching |
| I'm hearing that the banks have run out of money. Now is a great time to withdraw as much cash as they will allow and bury it. | Freak the fuck out and panic sell everything right now. It's fucking over. |
| 20,novemver (happy christmas) | My love for Bemani and Chryslers is like a truck |
| ズモモエラー！！Cloudflareのエラーが出たぞ！人間！対応しろ！ | How @adachirei0 would explain the latest Cloudflare outage |
| if the grape jelly is upside down in the 7 o'clock position, we are at DEFCON 1 | Waffle House Training - Pull Drop Mark Order Calling Method |
| NGO (needy girl organization) | Needy Girl Overdose gets an anime announcement during the government shutdown |
| I saw you are the at Arby's in McKnight road at the Arby's on Tuesday at the McKnight road Arby's an osn Arby's in McKnight road | Arby's on McKnight Road, which also perfectly fits the maximum length of a Discord status message |
| Know More Than 5 = Unc | Some YouTube music quiz that tried to gaslight me by using the Billboard Top 100 |
| took my first steps when the second tower fell | How Norm MacDonald's son, born in 1992, is likely to describe 9/11 |
| eating oranges and watching youtube on my phone in the shed | My usual routine, based on Orange Is the New Black |
| ball joints and no fucking makes suiseiseki a doll girl | DESU DESU DESU |
| いつもジャンキーファッキン神頼みばかり | Lyric from POPMARE |
| aNy nEwsPaPeR wAnTs tO bUY, mY bAD nEWS? | DADDYCOOL |
| When does a rain forest lose its virginity, anyway? | Andy Rooney - Bottled Water |
| I resent the implication, frankly. | Part of my vocabulary thanks to Alex Trebek (LPC 7) |
| 出勤〜出勤〜大出勤〜♡ | 自己肯定感爆上げ↑↑しゅきしゅきソング |
| 詳しくはミルキィホームズ決闘でググれ | A duel to the death to defend Nero's honor |
| We raised the money for a good cause: Myself | Gunrun explains where the $500,000 donated to the other IDF went |
| lebron used his last alarm clock in the bubble | Northernlion falls down the Umamusume rabbit hole |
| 天才的deviationなzooomder | Lovely Questionism |
| Is our toilet skibidi? | The weird zombie existence of the Family Circus |
| contrex girl summer | コントレックス箱買い |
| My emails exploded, my messages exploded, my grandkids exploded, my knees exploded. | Quote from some broadcast news report interviewing some guy about some fad I already forgot, grafted with exploding knees |
| 頭のヘタや洋式便器もリアルに再現されている。 | Important promotional copy describing a figure of Habanero-tan sitting on the toilet |
| It is regretful and it opens. | Originally 開けてしまった, catchphrase on early world2ch |
| As far as you think in the heart, Strange-World keeps existing. (´ー｀) | Rallying cry for Ayashii World |
| わぁいうすしお あかりうすしお大好き | Akkarin eats lightly salted chips, once the base phrase for the あかり大好きbot |
| the exaggerated swagger of a teenage latina duck | The exaggerated swagger of a black teen crossed with a cocky teenage Latina duck |
| ﾋﾞｮｯﾌﾞﾎﾞｯﾋﾞｭ病院で！？ | Natori Sana MAD fodder: https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm33931151 |
| doggy boys | The way high-ranking Democrats at one point referred to DOGE. Specifically, I heard this during one of Mark Warner's telephone townhalls |
| As a result of President Trump's efforts, Marvel Snap is back in the U.S. | The message TikTok returned with after going dark voluntarily during their "ban", with Marvel Snap as collateral damage |
| BOOSTIMIZE YOUR E-PEEN | A very VIPtronic phrase to utter when you are tired of flaccid online "debates" |
| 10連無料！！！！ | Gakumas CM advertising free rolls, now sampled by 10 kajillion MADs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UttgXJ2-cg |
| 賞味期限とか都市伝説 | Extremely powerful lyric about the inside of a fridge from kihirohito's Omae no Nenshuu Hikusugi, which could also apply to Twinkies |
| cheer not cooler mode toad got circle | 倉本千奈合作 |
| 今日もヤフコメおじさん大発狂 | A popular refrain in the comments of many Yaraon posts |
| yahoo comment uncle went crazy today too | Google Translate's once prefered translation of 今日もヤフコメおじさん大発狂 |
| cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute | Blu-ray & DVD 5月29日発売!! |
| 私のtalkingスキルは不味い | The best line my friend could muster to explain that he doesn't know much Japanese |
| てってってーなんでですかー (￣∀￣)ﾉ☆ | Probably a top three Sheryl MAD |
| when the nail pierces the bottom of the cup, the same cup bottom completely cracks, you will be surprised to find | Yapdollar, you will be surprised to find. Xiahongshu! |
| 弱者男性用ネットキャバクラ | Usually the first comment you see on any Yaraon post related to Vtubers |
| mazi yabai | The Interpersonal Function of the Japanese Teen Slang Mazi manzi |
| 逝ってよし It you see!! | 「逝ってョＣＤ」 逝ってよし ~Itteyoshi~ |
| I was about to get so much laid! | Quotable from Bridge Kids - Stranger Danger |
| kobe wasn't built in a day | Quotable from Bridge Kids - Chair Jordans |
| the teacher don't syaberu during the test | Calliope Mori on the sidelines for the Drake-Kendrick feud |
| You can't be eating the bacon strips every single hour for 36 hours straight. | Some comment from nobody on a short about healthy eating that intruded into some YouTube feed |
| ﾄﾞﾔﾄﾞﾔﾄﾞﾔﾄﾞﾔﾄﾞﾔｺﾝｶﾞ | What you strain in a grunt to yourself whenever Minase Inori is invoked, or more specifically the call you shout during Gochiusa's first OP |
| げぇこ♡げぇこ♡げこ♡げぇこ♡げぇこ♡げこ♡げこ♡ | nihoshika's Rei no Tsubuyaki |
| メガスキヤキ | A fun thing to mutter to yourself when you order a large set meal |
| きみは実にバカだなあ | One of Doraemon's memetic lines, adopted as Kasane Teto's catchphrase |
| オハヨーハヨー | sasakure.UK's *Hello, Planet |
| デートしてくれますか？ | Spoken line in Do-Dai, my introduction to IDOLM@STER back in 2008 with the release of its corresponding catalog pack in L4U |