Poetic absurdity

Collected phrases scoured from the web that evoke a very specific absurdity

• mental floatsam
• pressing the ruler right against your pubic bone
• six dinosaur eggs of beef tallow
• DUI hire
• aesthetic dual citizen
• famous investment lesbian
• gala household
• squeezed dry like a caprisun
• An e-mail will never find him.
• like Salieri looking over Mozart's manuscripts
• palimpsest of horological technology
• TeamSpeak sherpa
• rest your head in my metaphorical lap
• visual manspreading
• had dullness thrust upon him
• a chef who only makes profiteroles
• kirkland brand rainbolt
• neoslur
• doc comments and pokemon try-catch
• nutraloaf culture
• neotechnical jargon slop
• the sincere and capable refrigerator